FUKUDOME - DEPENDS PARK - COCK FIGHTING

100th Anniversary of the 1908 World Series Champions!

2008 WILL BE GREAT !?!?

Cubs sign Fukudome

The Cubs continue to spend money like Yankees, signing 30 year old Kosuke Fukudome from the Chunichi Dragons to a four year, $48 million deal. The Japanese star signed in mid December of 2007 and is ready to take over right field. The Cubs entire payroll is now about $115 million. Good luck Fuku!

Wrigley Field to be renamed Depends Park

Well, maybe not Depends Park, but something. And that something will net Cubs owner Sam Zell big bucks. Selling the naming rights of old Wrigley Field will net Sam an estimated $400 million. It is also expected Sam will sell the Cubs in a few years for an anticipated $200 million - $400 million profit. Owning the Cubs for five years could net old Sam nearly $1 billion. Not bad.

You see, Sam Zell is a BILLIONAIRE. He became a billionaire buying real estate, fixing them, and reselling for a profit. The Cubs are still looking for a savior, but they've got a "fixer"!

< Cubs owner Sam Zell fills a pair of Depends Undergarments.

Aramis Ramirez likes cock fighting

Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez has been interviewed in a recent issue of En La Traba, a Dominican Republic cock fighting magazine.

"When I'm in the Dominican, I'm dedicated entirely to them." Ramirez stated about his cocks. Roosters he owns, raises, and fights to the death while in the Dominican Republic where cock fighting is a legal and common "pastime".

The "sport" has been brought to national attention after an internet video clip featuring New York Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez shows him involved in a cock fight in the Dominican Republic three to four years ago. Cock fighting is legal in the Dominican Republic and several U.S. states. Ramirez and Martinez are now being criticized by many as the "Michael Vicks of cock fighting".

Ah yes, there's nothing more satisfying than watching an animal die.

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